Friday, October 30, 2015

A Golfer’s Tale to The Longest Oop 
Limericks take to sports 
Will Detroit's Pistons be as good as their ad 

Running Is Not For Me (limerick) 

At running I didn’t have knack
For I thought I’d have heart attack
So in rest I’d stir
My fitness defer
And give woman her wallet back

A Golfer’s Tale (limerick) 

Was out playing golf just for fun
With Father O’Toole in the sun
When club from hand burst
Hit priest as he cursed

And he hit his first holy one

Bowling With Son (limerick) 

One day I was bowling with son
He’d scream as toward pins I’d run
A man saw my plight
And gave me insight
Use bowling ball might be more fun

(Three more examples of my 6/5 limericks. Six rhymes in five lines. Follow the beats on lines 3, 4 and 5. As far as I know, I'm the only one who writes this style of limerick. - Back to dispelling more of those Masonic "secrets". It is thought only Christians can become a Mason. This is untrue. All that is necessary is that a person believe in a Supreme Being (the devil and the like do not count). I knew Hebrew as well as Muslim masons. The reason behind a belief of a Supreme Being is for the obligations each person must take (and for personal meditation and reflection). Masons  believe that without this belief in a Supreme Being no obligation would be binding.  Every once in a while an atheist makes his way into the Craft. The question then is: Is he really a Mason? Freemasonry is not a religious organization. It accepts persons of all religious denominations.)

Back to the sports. Take it away Al: 
Weird Al Yankovic "Sports Song" 

If you're not the best what do you do 

The first basketball was actually a soccer ball. The modern basketball was introduced in 1929. The Detroit Pistons, basketball team, have been around since 1941. Since then the Pistons have only won 3 National Basketball Association championships (1989, 1990 and 2004). With a record like that what is a team to do? Practice? Everybody does that. What about coming up with a championship commercial? To accomplish this the Pistons had a basketball spend 20 days, to be with over 20 Detroit personalities, while traveling through Detroit. 
Now, whether or not we are Pistons fans, they have won game. That sure is a great commercial! "'The Longest Oop' with Eminem, The Detroit Pistons, And Many More" 

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