Saturday, January 24, 2015

Shadows Pass My Door to Old Spice Nightmare or laugh 

There is a strange hope echoing through the truth of one's memory 

While a nightmare turns to silliness 


Shadows Pass My Door (poem) 

I hear shadows pass my door
Echoed laughter from before
Hopes of heaven to restore
I won’t see her anymore
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I hear shadows pass my door
Singing through my memory
Of the things which use to be
To this shell which once was me
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Music coming down the hall
Echoed laughter from before
Precious moments still recall
Kisses celebrate them all
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Constant noises would abound
Still some comfort could be found
Hopes of heaven to restore
Knowing that she was around
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Look at hour it’s getting late
When will heart learn to bear weight
And open door to our fate
I won’t see her anymore


To capture the mystery of this rotation: Bliss "Unanswered Letters" 

To 

The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. This, though impressive, is a lot less time than Kerry Crews took Old Spice commercials from the legend Fabio and Isaiah Mustafa. An action star, TV personality and former NFL football player, Terry Crews stars in the pre-Super Bowl commercial for Old Spice. Rumor has it, Old Spice is considering a whole new advertising campaign. Speaking to Muscle & Fitness Terry said, "Me and Old Spice, will be changing what commercials were. You could actually watch commercials for entertainment now, and that was unheard of before." (It sounds like there are more commercials in the works.) Terry and Old Spice promise to throw out the old commercial rule book (whatever that is). Confused?... 
As an example of whatever we were talking about, here's Terry Crews starring in Old Spice's ad promoting their new electric shavers. "Old Spice | Nightmare Face" 

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Friday, January 23, 2015

Endless Sleep to Fallout vs Skyrim 

A lover discovers his reality while two legends face off 

In one scene an endless tunnel while in another one more round 


Endless Sleep (Poem) 

I wake from dream I had last night
I turn to you and hold you tight
A fear departs within a kiss
As once was wrong now seems alright
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As morning stirs a promised bliss
And yesterday I can dismiss
Your beauty there it waits for me
And all I know it flows from this
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Forever this was meant to be
A glimpse into a fantasy
Where lovers share a timeless dance
In winds of shear reality
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Another kiss I dared to chance
From there to drift into romance
And join the clouds amid the sky
That touch the stars within your glance
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Those stars that drift amidst a lie
Of someone else who shares your sigh
Reflection in a tear you weep
Which searches for the reasons why
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A vengeance calls my soul to reap
Our hands upon our throat did leap
Twas there we felt our hopes take flight
Twas there we passed to endless sleep 


A haunting song for an endless round: Hank Williams, Jr. "Endless Sleep" 

Plus 

I don't know how many times in my life I've been asked this. So, I've finally decided to put an end to it. Canada makes up 6.67 percent of the Earth's land area. (That feels better.) With that out of the way, Skyrim and Fallout 3 are thought by some RPG Nerds (Role Playing Game Lovers) as two of the most revered games of the past decade. So it was only a matter of time till someone wondered what would happen if Skyrim’s Dragonborn and Fallout 3′s Lone Wanderer ever met in battle. Andrewmfilms (AMF) answered the challenge. Together Seth and Andrew McMurry put their creative talents, though somewhat twisted, to the test. 
If you find yourself laughing at any part of this epic dual, just remember, Canada makes up 6.67 percent of the Earth's land area. "Fallout vs Skyrim" 


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Thursday, January 22, 2015

The Moment to A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL 

It all began so real then confusion fell upon confusion 

Till one was left a fantasy, another insanity 


The Moment (poem) 

I touched upon a moment gone astray
What did I kiss is very hard to say
Some lost forbidden from a yesterday
A path uncertain meaning and decay
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What started off as dreams of far away
And fields of flowers in their full array
As heaven put its finest on display
When something tore this fairy tale apart
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At first I took no notice of display
It’s just a fancy having its own way
I didn’t sense the things about to start
I paid no heed to dark approaching clouds
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I didn’t know why my heart yearned to stay
As a the storm rolled in
From some distant mountains
Bringing bitter rains
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Where was the sunshine of moment ago
Astray decay I say to the oncoming flood
Which drowns me in confusion
Why am I still smiling
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And as sudden as it came it was gone
Forgotten reasons
Forgotten seasons
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All it left me was this
A thank you and a kiss


To go with this edition enjoy: Secondhand Serenade "Last Time" 

And there's this 

The first professional football team to sport an insignia on their helmets was the Los Angeles Rams in 1950, who according to legend hand painted yellow horns on their blue, leather helmets. Even if you are not into American  professional football, "'NFL 2015' — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL" now going wild on the internet, will have you in stitches. Articles after article agree, Bad Lip Reading has outdone itself with this one. Bad Lip Reading is a Texas based YouTube channel that spoofs clips from films, TV shows, songs, sports, and political news stories by overdubbing humorous voice-overs. They have been making people laugh since March 2011. Already over 4 million views and only posted 12 hours ago, this could be Bad Lip Reading's biggest success. 2 hours after it was posted on YouTube, The Huffington Post (where I found it) was already singing the video's praise and the twisted geniuses behind it. 
Get ready for insanity "'NFL 2015' — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL" 

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Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Silent Sea to Honest Pirates of the Caribbean 

On one shore a legend searches while another begs closer examination 

Will another dream come true or will the sea echo the laughter 


Silent Sea (poem) 

Oh silent sea I feel your endless waves
They’re earning ever turning at my shore
With promises my soul can scarce ignore
What do you bode which once was me now craves
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A pathway to the lost and evermore
Is this the treasure hidden in your graves
The Joyous dancing fond among love’s slaves
Confused enticement leads me to explore
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Oh silent sea what music do you mourn
Which causes you to search this sand of time
Do teardrops pierce the depth of mystery
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Oh silent sea can losses be reborn
Some rift between the meaning of life’s rhyme
Where music and lost lover wait for me


Let's turn to the classics to capture the hope: Britten "Four Sea Interludes - Dawn" 

And now 

The Dead Sea is the world’s saltiest body of water. I know because I read it on Facebook. The same Facebook that led me to "Honest Trailers - Pirates of the Caribbean" by Screen Junkies. There are those who will tell you Disney's blockbuster "Pirates of the Caribbean" had its origins from Disney's family amusement ride with the same name. Though a big box office smash, there are some who believe the whole "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise was not that positive on Johnny Depp's career. There are even those who believe pirates were really like that. There are even those (though they shudder at the box offices of old) who spread rumors of film 5 of the "trilogy" (which used to mean 3).
Here, Screen Junkies tries to make some sense of it all, or at least make us laugh; "Honest Trailers - Pirates of the Caribbean"


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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Go Outside to Starbucks Drive-Thru Sling Blade style 

One struggles with a cell while another finds some escape 

Let this be a warning, a key, some entertainment, a comforting its alright, or just assurance 


Go Outside (poem) 

I struggle through this moment
Reasons letting go
Days I’d come to know
Past the normal flow
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Wondering to go outside
To the weather waiting there
Past the safety of my den
And familiarity
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What purpose would I serve there
Wasn’t it enough
Things I had to tough
Gathering my fluff
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What brought me here after all
To the comfort of my mold
Isn’t this the perfection
Others often offer out
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Yet struggle burning still
What medication
Will bring frustration
Back to foundation
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Let’s see as we go outside
Greeting the dreams which others won’t dare
Meeting ideas in dark hiding spots
Cheating all those which like things the same
Beating is heart at something so wrong


Something to go with this verse or some entertainment from the past: The Rolling Stones "Mother's Little Helper"

Plus 

Most Egyptians died by the time they were 30 about 300 years ago. There was no Starbucks back then either. Coincidence?... Talk about Starbucks, meet Jason. He, his wife Amy and his family make up the group Psycho Ward, a YouTube comedy sketch team. In this routine, Jason steps outside himself to dawn the persona of "Sling Blade", a character made famous by Billy Bob Thornton, to have some fun with a Starbucks employee. Though funny, the real question is: Why did it take so long for this video to go viral? This video has been up for 5 months and until yesterday could not cross the 50,000 hit mark. Then it was aired on Nashville, Tennessee Fm 97.5 radio (this morning). And people were listening.
Now look at "Starbucks Drive-Thru. Sling Blade style." 

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Monday, January 19, 2015

Wife’s Tying Me To Bed Again to Super Bowl Stereotypes 

Another laugh filled edition in preparation for the big game 

Silliness meets the reality of silliness 


Free Mariachi Lesson (limerick) 

The mariachi played our song
The one that helped keep our love strong
But their lovers’ trip
Wuld soon make mind flip
They played till large tip came along 



Wife’s Tying Me To Bed Again (limerick) 

Imagine what went through my head
When wife tied me down to the bed
And blindfold adhere
So all I could hear
You can’t leave him here salesman said



Seeing Other Men? (limerick) 

I thought it was end of my glee
When other men my wife did see
Those muscular masses
Those dreams of most lasses
So I keep her glasses near me


If you watched 2014's Super Bowl you'll know why I chose this: Bruno Mars "Locked Out Of Heaven" 

Now 

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark, it will eventually turn white. If you keep a Goldfish in a room filled with crazy Super Bowl fanatics, there is a chance it will be eaten. What is a crazy Super Bowl fanatic? Dude Perfect has done a good job of capturing the stereotypical "touched" party goer most envision. Dude Perfect is a sports and comedy entertainment group who got their start on YouTube. Its members are Coby and Cory Cotton, Garrett Hilbert, Cody Jones, and Tyler Toney, who were college roommates at Texas A&M University. The Super Bowl has become an unofficial holiday in America. Literally billions of chicken wings and millions of slices of pizza are eaten every Super Bowl. Most people get together for a Super Bowl party at a friend’s house. And there’s these guy, who Dude Perfect have brought together in a viral video.
The question is: How far off were they really; "Stereotypes: Super Bowl Party" 

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Sunday, January 18, 2015

Their Secret Flows to What is Your Password 

A lovers' mystery flows through a timeless verse 

As common passers-by easily give up their secrets 


Their Secret Flows (poetry) 

Was in the night the couple was to meet
The melody of moon and stars was set
For now their secret flows amid the street
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They never knew existence was so sweet
A time was made to sing their fair duet
Was in the night the couple was to meet
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Each minute waiting how their hearts did beat
And every thought and sight a dream beset
For now their secret flows amid the street
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Alas these lovers face of life must greet
Their world was not prepared to see them yet
Was in the night the couple was to meet
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The warnings came with tidings of defeat
As shadows came to chill them with regret
For now their secret flows amid the street
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But from their love their souls could not retreat
So came that deed which no one can forget
Was in the night the couple was to meet
For now their secret flows amid the street


To go with this villanelle we were probably expecting: AndrĂ© Rieu playing "Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet"

Plus 

It has been estimated 1 of every 8 married couples in the US last year met online, via our computers. Not so useless, is the fact we must keep our computers secure. Each day hackers are discovering new and innovative ways to crack into our computers and our lives. President Obama just unveiled a number of proposals to crack down on hackers. But right now, the protection of our computers is left up to us and our passwords. Passwords?... A question which sparked Jimmy Kimmel's curiosity. So he sent a small camera crew out onto Hollywood Boulevard. 
What he discovered was a humorous warning: "What is Your Password?" 

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