Saturday, March 14, 2015

The Arms Of Love to 25 Bridesmaids Having A Bad Wedding 

A dream, a life, a love so perfect - But... 

Then there are the (comical) horror stories of these bridesmaids 


The Arms Of Love (mixed poem) 

There at the door of his dreams he awaited
Soon in the arms of his love he was fated
-
And the summer past
In plans of their future together
How happy these two
Such promise in view
-
As time went on
They were wed in the heaven they made
And honeymooned past never ending
These fairy tales come true
These hopes in other lovers’ hearts
As stars forever’s dreams imparts
-
In time a family
In a home created and built by love
The passing of sweat and tears
With someone who was always there to listen
With someone who was always there to help
With someone who was always there to
Know what we went through
Feel the way I do
Grant mornings’ renew
-
And moments went on
To see a couple enjoying the sunset
Basking in a life well spent
Memories hard to believe
Losing himself in the eyes of his dreams
Losing himself in beyond beyond
Losing himself in how much he loved her
The days he spent with her
Such Joy just to kiss her
And oh how he’d miss her
-
So he turned away
Leaving this paradises behind
There at the door of his dreams were he waited
Seeing the arms of the love he was fated


To highlight this mystery: Kaoru Wada "Affections Touching Across Time II" 

Before moving on, this poem was intentionally written with a questionable ending so that the reader may paint their own conclusions.

With that said 

It might be just a "wives tale", but according to Greek culture if a bride tucks a cube of sugar in her glove it will sweeten the couple's union. But what about the bridesmaids? Here is a hilarious (but I'm sure, not so funny at the moment) compilation of events captured of 25 bridesmaids. Now, some of you, with big events up ahead (after finishing laughing), may use this video as a warning of this to avoid. But, it has been my life's experience that what will happen will happen. 
So enjoy... "25 Bridesmaids Having A Way Worse Wedding Than You" 

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Friday, March 13, 2015

Morning Blooming to Wake up to Eggs with Bacon 

A lover awakens to his morning and purpose for the day 

While a woman enjoys something quite different with her eggs 


Morning Blooming (Martin verse) 

Behold the morning blooming in the sun
Another day of blessings has begun
I drift away on wonders to be spun
Within a dream my thoughts of you have won
-
The scent of hope floats freely everywhere
As music of your voice excites the air
I’m taken to a realm so free of care
Just knowing that my love is waiting there
-
And what a vision kisses glowing sun
Which grants the Joy of living to the air
To show with each new heartbeat how I care
While strolling through the splendors we have won
-
A veil of doubt surrounds my everywhere
Am I asleep or has a day begun
Tis so unreal what fantasies have spun
Just ask the moment is it really there
-
But then I wonder what more have I won
When toward my ever after I have spun
And feel each second here with you begun
Behold the morning blooming in the sun


It is my pleasure to introduce you to Buddha Bar and their version of "Mon Amour" 

Plus 

It is believed that bacon started in China around 1500 BC, but for this one woman Bacon took on a whole new meaning one morning while she was preparing her eggs. The Bacon I am referring to, and completed this woman's breakfast, is actor Kevin Bacon. Kevin says he has endured a lifetime of puns about his name, so now he has decided to turn that past into fun in a "Waking Up to Eggs with Bacon" campaign, on behalf of the American Egg Board. It is rumored that Kevin is a real lover of eggs, hence it was only natural the campaign's theme should be, "Nobody knows eggs better than Bacon, Kevin Bacon." Besides selling the benefits of eggs, this ad is highly suggestive. 
So we have Bacon pushing eggs with a touch of sex, what could be better? "Wake up to Eggs with Bacon" 

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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Upon A Bridge to How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse 

A bridge, a river bound to sea a lover meets his reality 

Then on page two a woman gives lessons for a zombie lifestyle 


Upon A Bridge (Italian sonnet) 

Upon a bridge of loneliness and doubt
Across a river flowing to the sea
A mirror of a voice sings out to me
Some light refusing ever to go out
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It sings of tears and Joys of long ago
Of heartbeats which I thought would never pass
The truth of dreams shear splendor would amass
One wonders now if it was truly so
-
My mind a silent chorus of refrain
Still cannot grasp the meaning of it all
There locked inside some distant prison wall
With only shadows’ murmurs to explain
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The voice the song a freshness in the air
A promised hope of path I always knew
The one upon the bridge once knew it too
This river bound for sea would take me there


And on some far off radio, was playing: Chris Isaak "Blue Hotel" 

Page 2 

On Feb 14, 2013 John Baird, Canada's Foreign Affairs Minister said: The living dead better take note: Zombies are not welcome in Canada (The Huffington Post). But on the wake of Sony Pictures Studios world premiere of “Dead Rising: Watchtower”, BuzzFeed has taken a different direction. Instead of dreading and fearing the zombie apocalypse, they present ideas on how to be a better zombie. No longer do we have to worry about being mindless consumers (of brains). With just a few simple hints, we might look forward to a normal life (other than being dead). 
For all you zombie fans. "How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse" 

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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Dreamer Of Not to Bubble Artist's Skills Will Blow You Away 

While one deals with a magic lost 

Another demonstrates that magic still exists 


Dreamer Of Not (poem - with a free floating message) 

Dreamer of not
Things we forgot
Melting in rot
Exit now sought
-
We toss and turn
Emotions churn
I can’t believe it
As questions burn
-
Happiness crossed
Reasoning lost
Is this really happening
Heart bears the cost
-
No rest at all
From painful fall
Someone please tell me
As shadows call
-
Sorrow’s dismay
Lead us astray
This isn’t true
Rainbows turn grey
-
We never knew
How bleak the view
It’s only a dream
Emptiness drew
-
Answering tears
Laden with fears
She isn’t really gone
Flavored by years
-
So in this pain
Doomed to remain
With this refrain
Lost to explain


To go with this poem a touch of the classics and a wonderful video: Charles Ives "The Unanswered Question"

Then there's 

The levitation illusion, performed by many magicians, is believed to have been first performed in Greek dramas as early as 431 B.C.  蘇仲太 (Su, Chung Tai) isn't a magician, but he is known as the "Bubble Arts Master". This Taiwanese artist's power over bubbles is magical. He hold two Guinness world records for his mastery. 蘇仲太 does use a secret formula, known only to him, to make his bubbles and it took two days to produce this video, and no tricks were used, yet the result is magical. 蘇仲太 and his team does perform his magic in front of live audiences in places like Malaysia, China, Hong Kong and Macao. 
Is there magic? "This Bubble Artist's Amazing Bubble Skills Will Blow You Away!" 

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Strange Dance to Super Hero Soccer 

From a lovers' strange dance of wonders 

To an even stranger game of soccer 


Strange Dance (lyrical poem) 

Come take my hand and dream with me
We’ll drift upon the what could be
The blind will say what did we see
When they touch our reality
-
We’ll build our world to something new
Were everything says I love you
And all of those who touch our view
Will wander wonders we made true
-
Strange dance we share
Strange trance we bare
It starts when you are near
A song your voice I hear
And there at once my all is right
Where there was dark you are my light
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Come take my hand what dreams we’ll free
What fantasies will we waltz through
They who marvel at what we do
To turn a pond into a sea
-
Strange dance we share
Strange trance we air
Where reasons disappear
No doubt to interfere
What we can do with trust in sight
What wondrous flames can we ignite
-
Come take my hand and dream with me
In love we’ll shape eternity
For those so lost and lack our glee
We’ll be a hopeful memory
-
Strange dance


Let's take our lover in our arms to the music of Gotan Project "Whatever Lola Wants" 

Plus 

According to legend the London Football Association made the first set of rules for soccer in the year 1863. I wonder if they took into account that one day this grand sport would be played by superheroes. If you’ve never really gotten into soccer, it may be due to the sport's disappointing lack of optic blasts, lightsabers and magic spells. Luckily for you, Ronnie Street Stunts has remedied all that. Ronnie is Ronnie Shalvis, a stunt artist quickly making a name for himself. Besides making YouTube videos featuring his dangerous and awesome stunts, Ronnie is sought out to perform his amazing talent for commercials and films. Now Ronnie and his teem bring together a disparate group of heroes for a no-holds, or amazement, barred soccer match. 
Even today... even without the costumes...Ronnie and his teem are superheroes. " SUPER HERO SOCCER" 

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Monday, March 9, 2015

That Night to "Sugar" Parody 

Which horror is more terrifying 

The mystery of That Night or the wake of the wedding crashers 


That Night (poem) 

The light
That night
A fright
Took flight
-
The sight
A knife
Alight
My plight
-
So trite
My life
Once bright
Delight
-
Its might
Did end
That night
Not right
-
Its plight
To rend
From sight
Held tight
-
Respite
To dust
Life’s rite
Recite
-
Incite
For lust
A blight
To right
-
And spite
That night
This fright
Took flight


To try to add some substance to madness unknown - Nox Arcana "Nocturne" 

Be warned 

It is rumored the horror writer Stephen King sleeps with a nearby light on, to calm his fear of the dark. But it isn't the dark that is the source of the latest terror. Like it or not, Maroon 5's hit song "Sugar" is the major source of this. It is the fertile soil of many, many (ad infinitum) wedding crasher videos sweeping YouTube. Yet none is as violent, as shocking, as inappropriately funny as the one by Bart Baker and gang. Bart Baker has been making music parodies since 2006, but even he thinks his parody of "Sugar" presses the limits. Over 2,2 million viewers seem to agree. 
If you are planning a wedding soon, be warned of "Sugar" parodists. "Maroon 5 - 'Sugar' PARODY" 

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Sunday, March 8, 2015

A Hero Is Born Everyday to Girls' Fight Club 

For those looking for legendary glory 

She is meeting at another location - You've stumbled on dumb old limericks 


My Father Taught Me To Fight (limerick) 

Whenever I’m challenged to duel
My father once taught me this rule
I recall it still
His faith in my skill
Best run or he’ll kill you you fool



A Hero Is Born Everyday (limerick) 

Though perils got worse by the hour
Still from fray this man didn’t cower
Insanity rife
Till he went for knife
To cut cake at wife’s baby shower



My Wife Knew How To End All Fights (limerick) 

Whenever I’d go off berserk
My wife simply sat with a smirk
For scenes of faint hearted
Were quickly departed
As sleeping pills started to work


Let's go back to 1995 - The Immortals "Mortal Kombat"  

Get ready 

South Korea is the birthplace of taekwondo, an olympic sport since 2000. I don't think SketchShe uses any taekwwondo in their new video. That's right. it's SketchShe again. After posting their video yesterday, Poetry and Viral Video , and the video, got a lot of attention. Maybe it was just coincidence, but "Bohemian Carsod" was all over Facebook today. I stumbled on the ladies' new video "Girls Fight Club". In the 2 hour I spent considering what viral video to share, the trio racked up over 5,000 views. Fate or our fans thinking come to life. 
So here they are again, celebrate International Women's Day, all the way from Australia. SketchShe and "GIRLS FIGHT CLUB" 

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